real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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