i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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