Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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