Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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