You surviving the open bar?
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Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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