i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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