their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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