I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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