Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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