what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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