I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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