Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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