Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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