The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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