so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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