Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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