Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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