After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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