Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wish you could order shots online.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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