You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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