My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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