I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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