she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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