im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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