Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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