doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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