my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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