I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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