Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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