I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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