Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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