PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i think i have herpe
just one?
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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