Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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