Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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