Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
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Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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