are you still at the devil's house?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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