Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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