Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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