I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Randomize