It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I think people are normalizing furries
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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