How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I need water and some morals
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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