is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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