Can Purell be used as lube?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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