She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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