help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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