spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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