found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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Be still, my beating vagina.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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