Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Ketchup is God's man juice
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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You made out with two different species that night
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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