I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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