Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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